Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers !!

"The jewel at the heart of the Lotus, dwells in the breasts of all men equally."
- Buddha

" Ahh... Look.... a woman " - Pigsy

"You're the Buddha? I thought you were a fella!" - Monkey

"The difference between a human and an ape is boredom."
- Buddha

" It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though" - Sandy

 

 

 

Goldenhorn

Appearances :
Monkey swallows the universe - Series one - episode four

Weapon of choice :
Magical gourde and his insane wife

Skills :

Details :
Guardian of a magical gourde. Simply point it at the victim, ask them to confirm their name and in they go, ready for ‘milking’. He’s a bit of a coward, lives in the Lotus caves with his crazy wife.

Quote :
"I have a really dangerous task.. go and visit my mother"