Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers !!

"The jewel at the heart of the Lotus, dwells in the breasts of all men equally."
- Buddha

" Ahh... Look.... a woman " - Pigsy

"You're the Buddha? I thought you were a fella!" - Monkey

"The difference between a human and an ape is boredom."
- Buddha

" It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though" - Sandy

" Alright, let battle commense - wine and.....bananas...
bring on the dancing girls.." - Monkey

" Grow Stick... grow again stick... grow nice and large again for King Monkey."
- Monkey
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