Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers !!

"As Monkey is a magician of the 1st rank he will have 64,000 slices cut from him before being boiled" - King of bad dreams

" Ahh... Look.... a woman " - Pigsy

"You're the Buddha? I thought you were a fella!" - Monkey

"The difference between a human and an ape is boredom."
- Buddha

" It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though" - Sandy

" Alright, let battle commense - wine and.....bananas...
bring on the dancing girls.." - Monkey

 

 

 

The King of Bad Dreams

Appearances :
The country of nightmares - series one - episode twenty five

Weapon of choice :
He doesn't have a weapon as such, but barks a lot of orders at his minions who do the dirty work for him.

Skills :
Terrifying people via their dreams, kinda like a Chinese Freddie Krueger.. and pushing chicken bones up his nose!

Details :
Likes to push a chicken bone up his nose!. Thrives on the fear of others and dreams up ever more flambuoyant ways to get it. Dreams=Fear=Power

Quote :
"As Monkey is a magician of the 1st rank he will have 64,000 slices cut from him before being boiled"