Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers !!

"The jewel at the heart of the Lotus, dwells in the breasts of all men equally."
- Buddha

" Ahh... Look.... a woman " - Pigsy

"You're the Buddha? I thought you were a fella!" - Monkey

"The difference between a human and an ape is boredom."
- Buddha

" It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though" - Sandy

" Alright, let battle commense - wine and.....bananas...
bring on the dancing girls.." - Monkey

 

Lord Chin

Appearances :
The Vampire Master - series one - episode nineteen

Weapon of choice :

Skills :
Tooth pick vampire teeth and a ridiculous 'tin hat and multi colour robe' combo - Very chic (not!)

Details :
Stinking, blood sucking Vampire who has taken control of the Kingdom of Buddha’s Law.

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