Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers !!

"The jewel at the heart of the Lotus, dwells in the breasts of all men equally."
- Buddha

" Ahh... Look.... a woman " - Pigsy

"You're the Buddha? I thought you were a fella!" - Monkey

"The difference between a human and an ape is boredom."
- Buddha

" It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though" - Sandy

" Alright, let battle commense - wine and.....bananas...
bring on the dancing girls.." - Monkey

 

 

 

Silverhorn

Appearances :
Monkey swallows the Universe' - Series One - Episode four

Weapon of choice :
Magical Golden rope

Skills :
Seduction and transformation.

Details :
Golden horn’s loved up but seriously mental wife -from the Lotus Caves. Quite pretty in a psycho she-demon kinda way, with Outrageous 70's disco makeup, especially around the eyes. She sweet talks Monkey into giving her a piggyback when disguised as an old woman then turns herself into a mountain. Monkey is not best pleased, having just escaped from Five peak mountain where he was trapped for 500 years! She's as mad as a box of Badgers.

Quote :
coming soon