Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers !!

"The jewel at the heart of the Lotus, dwells in the breasts of all men equally."
- Buddha

" Ahh... Look.... a woman " - Pigsy

"You're the Buddha? I thought you were a fella!" - Monkey

"The difference between a human and an ape is boredom."
- Buddha

" It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though" - Sandy

" Alright, let battle commense - wine and.....bananas...
bring on the dancing girls.." - Monkey

The Unicorn King

Appearances :
The most monstrous monster - series one - episode sixteen

Weapon of choice :
Magic golden ring

Skills :
coming soon

Details :
Hatches a sneaky plan to steal Monkey’s magic wishing staff for his spoilt brat of a son,  who has grown bored of every other toy that exists in the universe, involving the kidnap of (surprise, surprise) Tripitaka.

Quote :
coming soon