Pearls of wisdom from the shows dirty demons:
"Well, I do have the beginnings of a certain sort of idea:
I suggest that you could kill half of the boy each."
(San Chung)
"You idiot! How could I possibly choose which half? No, I want to kill all of him!" (Catfish Demon)
"A Monkey against the Chief of Havoc and he doesn't even have a stick?" (Havoc Demon)
"To tell you the truth, I've grown rather tired of human females just lately. Give me a muck-heap, some cabbage and just a little quiet meditation."
(The Slug Monster)
"I've searched the whole world for wicked things to do." (Grey Glove Demon)
"If the bones have meat on, who cares what they smell like?" (Lead Dog of Death)
"The lives of ordinary men are spent asleep. A creature of violence lives awake." (Tiger King)
"I am the King! These crusty old has-beens have had their day. Destroy them!" (King of Youth)
"As Monkey is a magician of the 1st rank he will have 64,000 slices cut from him before being boiled!"
(King of Bad Dreams)
"Ahem. Wanted, dead or alive - and preferably dead: that famous monster the "Illiterate Vampire". We will pay the usual reward of ten gold pieces."
(Vampire Hunter)
The low-down on the series' bad guys
The 'Dirty Demons Database' as it shall be known from here-on-in, is an ongoing project - I'm going to try and put every one of the series Demented Demons, crazy Kings and general evil do'ers here. I may even throw a few from Journey to the West into the mix for good measure... at least, thats the plan!
The Catfish Demon. Agrees to play a game with Face Demon, with Tripitaka as the prize. He loses the game, then fights and defeats Face Demon. Bad loser! 
Crow Demon aka King of all crows. First appears as a frail old man who the heros, well tripitaka, take pity on. Accusations fly when the disciples help him dig a tunnel through a mountain.
Golden Horn. Guardian of a magical gourde. Simply point it at the victim, ask them to confirm their name and in they go, ready for "milking". He’s a bit of a coward, and lives in the Lotus Caves with his crazy wife (Silver Horn).
Grey Gloves Demon. Hypnotic Demon from Blue Dragon Grotto. Monkey tries to fight him blindfolded to avoid being hypnotised, which works, but he doesn't manage to hit him once. 
Ju Lee. Fertility God who made Sandy and Pigsy pregnant, Not physically, but with magic water. He rides a jet powered cloud.
Lord Chin. Stinking, blood-sucking vampire who has taken control of the Kingdom of Buddha’s Law.
Night Demon. Stole the robe that was given to Tripitaka by Guan Yin. Likes to take pills that make him 1,000 times more powerful than normal, then go out and terrorize the locals. 
The Ram Spirit. The prosperity of the town of Codslow relies on three major exports; wine, precious stones and paper. Ram Spirit loves to eat paper. 
Red Hog Demon. Obsessed with converting the whole country to "Hog worship". He rides a black cloud and has a bamboo blow pipe that turns people to stone.Plus, he looks like Russ Abbott. Don't you think?
King of Bad Dreams. Demon who likes to push a chicken bone up his nose! He thrives on the fear of others and dreams up ever more flambuoyant ways to get it. "As Monkey is a magician of the 1st rank he will have 64,000 slices cut from him before being boiled!"
King of Day. Bully-boy who is divorcing his wife, the Queen of night—who’s keeping the country in perpetual darkness—because she’s a Vampire.
King of Ages. Appointed by all the Demons of Hell to kill you-know-who. His weapon is the "collar of death" which goes around the neck and gradually tightens. He was defeated by Monkey, who hit him in the "goolies".
The Tiger Spirit. The prosperity of the town of Codslow relies on three major exports; wine, precious stones and paper. Unfortunately these three turn up, kill the King and eat them all. This one likes to drink wine. 
The Unicorn King. Hatches a sneaky plan to steal Monkey’s magic wishing staff for his spoilt brat of a son, who has grown bored of every other toy that exists in the universe. Of course, his plan involves the kidnap of Tripitaka.
Silver Horn. Golden horn’s loved up but seriously mental wife. She’s the one pulling all of the dirty strings, really. Her favourite weapon is a golden rope.
Tripitaka's Demons. It would’ve saved a lot of trouble if Tripitaka had exorcised his own personal demons when he was younger. Created by Tripitaka’s nightmares, whichever one kills the holy fool will become human.
The Stag Spirit. The prosperity of the town of Codslow relies on three major exports; wine, precious stones and paper. Stag Spirit loves to eat precious stones.
Demon of Havoc. A big sissy of a Demon. Not sure what he did to upset monkey, presumably caused a bit of havoc, Monkey kicked his butt because, well, because he could.
"I'm not immortal yet!
What's mortal
must die and i hate that idea."
King Monkey
must die and i hate that idea."
King Monkey