Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers!

"I'm not immortal yet. What's mortal must die and i hate that idea.." (Monkey)

"Oh Look... a woman!" (Pigsy)

"It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before. They're all dead now though" (Sandy)

"Let me out. 500 years under a mountain is enough. A joke is a joke!" (Monkey)

"Just because you're a Dragon it doesn't make you better than me."
(Monkey)

"A boy priest all too human, a water monster once Commander of the Heavenly host and, in the midst of beauty, the ugliness which lust used to make an angel... into a pig -- Three of the four called by their karma to save the world. The fourth, least qualified of all perhaps, is of course.. Monkey "
(Narrator)

"Alright, let battle commense! Wine and... bananas. Bring on the dancing girls." (Monkey)

"Defeated, the God of Fertility turned over a new leaf. This is why, today, very few men have babies." (Narrator)

"Grow Stick... grow again stick... grow nice and large again for King Monkey." (Monkey)

"The Great Chinese Sage, Lao Tzu said words that are beautiful are seldom true." (Narrator)

"The Jade Emperor was visiting his...'good friend'... the Star goddess Vega, on... erm, 'business matters." (Narrator)

"And you know eating babies isn't good manners, don't you?" (Monkey)

"There's nothing so stubborn as a Buddhist, nothing so stupid as a priest. I mean, what's he worshipping? Gods? I met the gods - bloody boring bunch!" (Monkey)

The most unlikely search engine queries that have pointed to this site.

Its a funny old thing, the internet. I find it intriguing how search engines decide which sites they'll point to when a user types in certain keywords, and quite bizarre how sometimes they'll point you to a site that has absolutely nothing to do with the original query. Below are some of the strangest searches that have pointed to this website and i'm sure there will be more to come. I'll add them here as they happen. Unless they're too rude.
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Thursday, 17th May 2007 - Google - 'Superstitions about pearls'

Friday, 15th June 2007 - Google - 'Dancing monkey sandstorm'  

Saturday, 16th june 2007 - Google - 'Feet Worship In Japanese TV'

Wednesday, 5th July - 2007 Google - 'How great the beauty of the heaven how great then how great'

Tuesday, 7th August - 'Giant monkey eating people'