FAQ : Are you Monkey?

A. Believe it or not, i have been asked this question a number of times, but i just smile politely and say ...

"Well, for the right price i'll be anyone you want me to be!"

I'm not really Monkey, BUT in the immortal words of Smashie and Nicey... "We've all got a bit of Monkey in us, haven't we mate?'

"I'm not immortal yet! What's mortal
must die and i hate that idea
King Monkey