Things you may (or may not!) want to know

Are you Monkey?

I love this site, how can i say thankyou?

Where can i hire Monkey Magic costumes....?

Where can i buy the Songs from Monkey?

What does the writing say on Monkey's staff?

FAQ : Are you Monkey?

A. Believe it or not, i have been asked this question a number of times, but i just smile politely and say ...

"Well, for the right price i'll be anyone you want me to be!"

I'm not really Monkey, BUT in the immortal words of Smashie and Nicey... "We've all got a bit of Monkey in us, haven't we mate?'